Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.

by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020

sailors release

When a man ejaculates an unusually large amount of semen comes out

aka sailors relief

Rhiannon was just so hot he had a sailors release

by Korky Fornication March 31, 2006

release the dragon

to remove the penis from ones pants in preparation for sex, oral sex, masturbation etc

I rubbed my cock through my pants,while she rubbed her clit. Finally she said, "release the dragon!"

by pstephenw September 26, 2005

release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

by uncle j January 15, 2008

day release

when you get a day to go outside of prison or hospital to 'enjoy' the outside world

alan: i thought u were locked up
bob: no mate im on day release, fancy a beer

by josey jump February 28, 2008

Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

release the twins

To remove a brassiere

"Hey Jemima, whaddaya say you release the twins and lemme play wit' them taddies?"

by LeRoy January 22, 2004