Recticle

A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).

I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.

by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011

Semi-rection

When a man sees some-one hot and gets a half erection
When your penis grows bigger but it doesnt go upwards like a normal erection and is therefore a half erection giving the name semi-rection

Dude 1: Man that girls hot!
Dude 2: Shes ayt ive only got a Semi-rection

Dave: Man my balls are so small so im going to try to get a Semi-rection to make it look bigger.

by Superjordz September 10, 2007

Rectify

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Retief

An absolute unit of a white man. Son of skippydinglechalk, heir to the throne of poes-naai-ville. He shall bring us salvation from the evil bread people.

Retief shall save us

by Potato master 36 April 19, 2021

pee-rection

when yer cock wakes up an hour before you do, because it has to piss.

"I never seen you up this early, bro. What's the deal?"
"woke up with a pee-rection."

by SPIZE!! March 15, 2005

e-rection

This is a word describing the insurgence of a "hard on" or enlargement of the penis or clitoris while engaging in the act of looking at sexual content online. The "e" portion stands for electronic, the "rection" portion stands for enlarged.

I got an e-rection while browsing online at beautiful models.

by glock17 - Rick January 8, 2007

Reckie

Short for erection, can be used in any situation where saying erection would be inappropriate. Is more commonly accepted when preceded by the words 'popped' or 'chucked'. Can be made more funny by adding in other words such as mastie

Vinnie popped a reckie then chucked a mastie when he saw that movie where Halle Berry gets her tits out.

by Rough_Bastard February 26, 2010