rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004

get reckt

Get reckt is a very important chat! Five swiss children has done that Groupchat for Spam ! Now its called the happy get reckt Meal. in this Special Happy Meal it has a gift 🎁😍a cola🍾 😍a litschi🍅 😍a burger🍔😍and pommes 🍟😍! its the most important Chat ever😍#forever get reckt ❤️💘😂

burger : omg😂
pommes: thats funny😂
litschi : do it again 😂
cola : wtf 😏
gift :stop it 😡😂❤️get reckt is to cool for that 😍😎

by get reckt January 2, 2017

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

reckin

DMV dialect

recking- fighting. simple as that.

a man tell me why i was reckin with this boy yesterday cause he was tryna pimp me out to his friends

by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010

rectite

A rectal rash.

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!
Emi: Uso!
Kiko: Punch-o!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

rip ride rockit

N. a failure to launch, from the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster at Universal Studios Florida (meant to open april 09, delayed until october at best).

He's 28 and lives with his parents? What a total rip ride rockit!

by uo.tm.wanna.ride.already October 16, 2009

The Reciter

Name for Barack Obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. While some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. He is now known as the The Reciter, or in England as The Great Reciter.

The Reciter thanked himself during a St. Patrick's Day speech because he can't think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.

Did you see The Reciter's impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? He never made one complete sentence.

by jackwayd March 25, 2009