MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
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Perhaps a world benchmark in terms of literary ability.
Perhaps a world benchmark in terms of literary ability.
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by eerreressssdaas November 19, 2020
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a. To formally introduce or indoctrinate an individual to a sensitive program.
b. To inform another individual of a personal secret.
noun
a. The occasion of reading someone into something.
a. To formally introduce or indoctrinate an individual to a sensitive program.
b. To inform another individual of a personal secret.
noun
a. The occasion of reading someone into something.
a. John was recently read into that classified Army program.
b. I didn't know John was gay until he read me in.
b. I didn't know John was gay until he read me in.
by Wilson Whitlow January 11, 2007
Get the read in mug.An expression used to refer to prophecies or words of knowledge, gifts of the Holy Spirit, that are extremely specific and give details about the person about whom the prophecy or word of knowledge is given that could not be known naturally. This term is used as slang in some Pentecostal, Charismatic and so-called 'Third Wave' churches where prophecy occurs.
That preacher I met on the streets last night told me all about myself. He got a word of knowledge that I had a problem with my wrist, and prayed for it and it was healed. His prophecies were so specific. He read my mail.
by DaMan72 November 7, 2010
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Person 1 : "Sorry, I can't afford to split the bill..."
Person 2 : "Come on, don't be such a Radosti!"
Person 2 : "Come on, don't be such a Radosti!"
by Anudeep the Genie June 15, 2017
Get the Radosti mug.A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
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