Rank

1. Something that has unpleasant smell.
2. Something that looks nasty/raunchy.
3. Something that you don't want to do, that is lame/time wasteful.

Definition 1. "Ew maine! Yo armpits are RANNK!"
Definition 2. "Dude, yo bathtub needs some scrubbin'! Talk about rank!"
Definition 3. "Damn dawwwg, this homework is rank!"

by Mario! April 5, 2009

ranked

To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)

"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to become ranked.

by LaVonneChew December 17, 2007

ranks

Thank you, using a scooby-doo pronunciation.

Ranks! I've been needing a new sweater

by Wane January 17, 2008

Rank

Describing something on a hot girl. Undefinable.

Absolutely do not define the rank as something.

e.g Damn dude, those two ranks were so saggy I just wanted to rub all over them.

Better used as "Damn, that girl's got some fineeee rank."

"Yo Stephen, check out the rank on that bitch."

"Damn dude, she got some fucking rank."

"Hell ya man, I want me some of that rank."

by TheRankster September 24, 2010

The Ranks

It is a group of friends who indulge themselves in comics, manga, anime and other nerdy things, also the hub for 99% of all jokes made in ones life, including the mystical Sphipher. They are also known as Too Many Otakus (TMO) and currently have 9 members and counting. They also play videogames and hang out on skype and chill in real life. They also run a silly Youtube channel titled TooManyOtakus.

Sphipher Friends Group The Ranks

by toomanyotakus November 12, 2013

Ranked

A website (www.goranked.com) created by sci-fi writer Taylor Humphries.

I went to the website Ranked to find the highest ranked NBA dunks ever.

by HTBarnum December 4, 2018

Rank

A substance, mostly an odor, or person whos smell, look, texture etc. is unappealing to another individual.

Joe: I just farted
Frank: I smell it, RANK!

by booosh3456 July 1, 2009