ranch sexy

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.

Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.

by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

Last Chance Cat Ranch

A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.

Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.

by Spok3 April 7, 2023

ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

by Bekkkkk October 30, 2007

West Ranch High School

-high school north of LA in stevenson ranch
-southern california state champions (band/flag team)
-white kids, mexican kids, asian kids some black kids
-the whole hip hop team is asian and some asians act like they are gangster
-kids w/ parents that are in denial of their childs activities
-some really rich kids, some kids in the middle, some poor
-mostly pretty nice
-no one wants to admit they come from a straight edge middle class family so some (alot) people ruins their opportunities by creating a bad situation for themselves by participating in unneccesary idiot drug use and violence
a couple groups: bros/brohoes, emo, gangster, preppy , misc.
-special group of girls who are rich and preppy but try to act hardcore and gangster (mostly in their speech)

Brooke: OMFG Melly Melly Bo Belly you were totally wasted last night
Mellissa: STFU betch! lol i cant believe you B-Dawg, what ever

Juan: Puta! I love the Raiders and being Mexican
Pedro: Hell yeah, "Hecho en Mexico" but I wish I didnt go to West Ranch High School so I could be un pequito mas ghetto

by abcdefg1234567! January 2, 2008

ranch raccoon

A nickname used for whites people used by poc.

Those ranch raccoons never shut up

by FEiV December 3, 2020

Ranch Van

A large van that transports kids (mainly first nations) with shitty parents (usually drug and alcohol abusers) from group homes to participate in various activities such as swimming at the leisure center, shopping at the mall or grabbing food at 7-Eleven. Named for the Ranch Ehrlo Society in Saskatchewan.

I couldn't find parking at the local pool because of all the ranch vans.

by Joe Dirt SK69 March 23, 2022