queff

when a girl lays on my bed and farts with her pussy

she queffed on my bed it was so sexy

by psychopathic...pat January 27, 2010

qweef

The sensational farting sound that comes out of a female's cooch and turns a male on wildly!

Jane has a qweef and John goes wow!!

by Ivana Humpalot May 13, 2005

qwefvdcbvhfbhsbc

When your pizza rolls are done.

Oh no my qwefvdcbvhfbhsbc.

by When your pizza rolls are done May 7, 2019

Qweefable

Qweefable; a kind and caring person who puts everyone else's feelings before their own. This person is strong and brave with a free-spirited soul to match. They're everything wanted in a friend yet they themselves can't see it.

Sam is fucking Qweefable but they keep denying it.

Jonathan has a few Qweefable traits.
I love Sam, they're so Qweefable.

by Ru3 June 28, 2021

Qweefer

A Qweefer is 0ne who Qweefs. Or, pussy-air-fart or there's a hydro version you do in the tub, the pussy-tub-fart Qweef. History: Two little 10-year old girls in El Paso, Texas thought they invented this, though they had no name for it. Why no name? At that time it was just too naughty to put a name on. That's why it was/is so damn funny. They were the first Qweefers.

It's a lot of fun to be a Qweefer or even a Hydro-Qweefer.

by Qweefer1 July 21, 2014

qwaff

Too fcuk
Pronounced Frenetically (Qwaff)

"I really need a qwaff"
or
"I Qwaffed that yattie last night"
or
"Did you Qwaffe Pamela Shadman?"
or
Sorry i didn't answer the phone when you called i was Qwaffing my Yattie!"

by Str33t May 27, 2005

qwef

Dual synonym/acronym for queer white effeminate fag. Seen first on smarmy youtube comment: D6SXpF0jC6Y

Aye, what a qwef. Me thinks he'd blow a stodger, right.

by tartsforfarts March 31, 2008