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Quockerwodger

1.) a wooden puppet.
2.) (pol.) a type of politician controlled by an influential third party, rather than acting on the instructions of the people they represent.
1.) “Oy’ Sam! Come take a look at this Quockerwodger I bought off the Internet!”
2.) There are so many quockerwodger politicians in the early 21st century, that there’s not enough tags to represent or even list them all. But if one knows where to look, & to follow the $$$, they’ll be able to do their own research into how much control these people have over this whole world.
by The White Phantom September 18, 2023
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quockerwodger

a rare 19th-century term referring to a wooden toy figure that jerks or moves when its strings are pulled. by extension, it can also describe a politician or person who appears to be controlled entirely by someone else.
the senator's blatant lack of independence made him seem like nothing more than a quockerwodger for the corporate lobbyists.
by sparrowep/sperou/sperouep/spar January 17, 2025
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Quackerberry

A word used to end conversations
Bertha: You are a frump, Dumb Dino
Helga: "Quackerberry"
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Quicker than a dog

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.
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Quackers

A cute way for a child to refer to crackers.
I hungry. Where is my bag of cheese and quackers?
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Quacker

Look at this Quacker! It’s so pretty!!!
I dont trust them quackers...
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Quooker

Definition 1. Quality

Definition 2. the standard of something as measured against other things of a similar kind; the degree of excellence of something.
Shepherd: Alright
Jake: Afternoon
French diamond salesman: Hello, welcome to francois’s diamond boutique
Shepherd: Thanks, we’re looking for a ring.
French diamond salesman: Ahh well I must say you are a rather attractive couple
Jake: aha, umm, we’re not actually together
Shepherd: I’m his mate haha
Jake: It’s for my fiance, we’re getting married in May.
French diamond salesman: Aaaah for your fiance well of course, my mistake sir.
Jake: Ha no worries
French diamond salesman: Well your fiance has good taste so she needs zee finest diamond in all zee shop. 12 carrots bound together by palladium steel
Shepherd: Wow. That is quooker.
Jake: What? What are you on about mate?
French diamond salesman: What is zis a quooker
Shepherd: It’s just quooker. Look at that craft! That’s absolute quooker.
French diamond salesman: zis is some english thing?
Jake: I have no idea, it’s a lovely ring by the way.
Shepherd: It’s just quooker! Can’t you even see? It’s screaming with quooker.
Jake: What are you on about what is quooker?!?!?!
Shepherd: It’s quality! Quooker equals quality!!!

Jake: Aaah right, yeah, I mean, it is quooker.
French diamond salesman: Aaah ofcourse, quooker is quality. Yesss It is quooker.
by one2nd January 13, 2021
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