1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.
by der ubergeek February 8, 2005
Get the three beer queer mug.Comes from an old Welsh phrase: "There’s nowt so queer as folk" and basically taken to mean "There is nothing as strange as people" refined further to "it takes all sorts".
by Panning October 30, 2004
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Any alcoholic beverage that is meant to be consumed without tasting the alcohol. These include "Smirnoff ice" and "zima" as well as various whine coolers and numerous drinks mixed with "red bull". When heterosexual men drink these beverages in public, they are subject to ridicule, and in alpha-male situations, will have there status downgraded immediately. Females typically consume these beverages therefor it is demasculating for men to do so. Not to be confused with "clearbeer"
Jack: "That guys lookin at me funny, I'm going to whoop his ass!"
Fred: "Chill dude, he's drinking a queerbeer, he's just gay. You better go apologize."
Jack: "Oh, yea, you're right."
Fred: "Chill dude, he's drinking a queerbeer, he's just gay. You better go apologize."
Jack: "Oh, yea, you're right."
by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
Get the queerbeer mug.Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.
HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
Get the it's only queer if you're tied to the pier mug.Queer baited- A thing that misleads a fellow gay person into believing something is going to turn out gay but turns out it doesn't.
by KaahtieTheKid July 25, 2018
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by ED is bad March 29, 2009
Get the Queeramyd mug.A Queer Platonic Relationship or a QPR is a relationship that is neither inherently sexual, romantic or platonic, and was created by and for A-spec people (those with nonexisting to limited sexual/romantic attraction). Allosexuals/Alloromantics may also participate.
One in a QPR may do the following ;
- Kiss/ Not Kiss
-Hold hands/ Never hold hands
- Cuddle/ not cuddle
- Have kids/ Not have kids
- Live together/ Live seperatly
- marry/ not marry
- fuck/ not fuck
Baisically a list of checkboxes and custom made.
One in a QPR may do the following ;
- Kiss/ Not Kiss
-Hold hands/ Never hold hands
- Cuddle/ not cuddle
- Have kids/ Not have kids
- Live together/ Live seperatly
- marry/ not marry
- fuck/ not fuck
Baisically a list of checkboxes and custom made.
Quinn ; Why is she holding her hand? Is she gay?
Alice ; No they are just partners and signficant others.
Quinn ; Isn't that the same thing?
Alice ; No those terms can either refer to a romantic relationship or someone your in a Queer Platonic Relationship with.
Alice ; No they are just partners and signficant others.
Quinn ; Isn't that the same thing?
Alice ; No those terms can either refer to a romantic relationship or someone your in a Queer Platonic Relationship with.
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