Queefzilla

A monstrous queef that could wipe out the northern continents ussually lasts from about 40 seconds to 8 minutes

- soph and Maddie

Bill: Yowzers!!! All that wind. Where is that coming from??”
Sarah: “Ahh don’t worry dad. Just a queefzilla. My Spanish teacher had one a year ago. Nearly demolished half the world.”

by Lick my delicious balls December 29, 2021

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.

How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.

by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

California Quesadilla

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.

I Gave Lucy a California Quesadilla

by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

quesadilla

Something you want to make when you're low on steak and there's nothing else around ot eat.

"Make yourself a dang quesadilla" - Napoleon Dynamite grandma

by blargh February 3, 2005

ghetto quesadilla

A tortilla folded in half and filled with Easy Cheese, pre-made nacho cheese, or a similar product.

Joe: I'm kinda hungry, but I don't feel like cooking. Hmm...I guess I could make a ghetto quesadilla. Good enough.

by KatamaDama December 3, 2011

Quesadilla

I code word used for weed.

"Let's go smoke some quesadilla!"

by slothman81690 March 13, 2008