queaking

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!

by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

queano

so fucking hot and perfect in every way

my new girlfriend is hella queano

by arlie September 5, 2004

queavlage

(v.) When you mis- pronounce cleavage

(v.) When your breasts make a farting noise

Shoot dude! Last night I heard my wife queavlage in bed!

by usedbysomeoneelseiknewit May 9, 2016

queazer

Slang for a TV remote control.

Hey man, toss the queazer!

by Woodsman August 11, 2019

Queard

The beard you get when in Quarantine.

Yo man, hows your queard been?

by BigBrother5096287 April 21, 2020

Queasing

The face you make while taking a shit

Bro my face was queasing so hard when I was taken a shit last night

by Covid-bitch September 13, 2020

Queabeck

When you take a shower and get in bed wet then when your partner gets mad take a shit and smack it in her face then cum on the shit

Man: I took a shower and didn’t dry off and my girl got mad so I gave her a queabeck and now I’m divorced

by Orangeox911bambalance December 21, 2020