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A beard that a man wears that causes his appearance to change in a way in which onlookers will assume he is or is most likely a homosexual. Basically a queer beard.
Person 1: "Is Brad Pitt gay?"
Person 2: "No he's married!"
Person 1: "His beard makes him look gay."
Person 2: "That's impossible beards are badass!"
Person 1: "Look see!"
Person 2: "That's not a beard stupid, that's a queard!"
Queard by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013
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Not to be confused with actual faggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious homosexual who is too scared to admit their homosexuality uses to disguise such homosexuality. See examples:
Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.

So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.

C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.

Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"
queard by Nicky Fickerella November 12, 2010
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A straight person who pretends gay so they can hang out at specifically gay haunts with their gay friends.
Julian was acting as Jason's Queard so he could go to the gay Mardi Gras.
Queard by OlFriar December 31, 2016
Beard on a homosexual or Career coach on YouTube
Yo bro! That queard really compliments your ascot and Warby Parkers. Too bad it’s soaked in craft beer
Queard by El Knuck December 29, 2019
The beard you get when in Quarantine.
Yo man, hows your queard been?
Queard by BigBrother5096287 April 21, 2020

Quardible 

Something or someone that you find so obnoxious that they make you want to eat 10 turkeys and gallop around the house on Thanksgiving. Also when you find yourself in a pickle being hit by a comet.
That girl just made me quardible. I'm literally in such a quardible right now.
Quardible by bubbles November 26, 2020

Al Queerda 

The militant wing of the homosexual/rainbow jihad.
Al Queerda Jihad!! Gaylla Akbar!! Death to America!
Al Queerda by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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