Quarter Test

A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"

Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?

Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!

Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!

Tre: Nigga, you know it!

by TheMainKraut July 17, 2016

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Get the Quarter Testmug.

Quarter Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people for only part of the night.

He was okay and only pulled a quarter gib this time.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

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Get the Quarter Gibmug.

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019

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Get the Quarter Hornmug.

quarter water

Those little 25 cent drinks youi get at the bodega you used to drink when you were a kid.

I'mma run to the store right quick, get a quarter water, you want something?

by DarkNova December 8, 2001

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Get the quarter watermug.

quarter cast

1. A person that has a mixed raced mum and a black dad.
2. A person that has a mixed raced dad and a black mum.
3. A person that has a mixed raced mum or dad and a white dad or mum.

"Im quarter cast"

by 09bn March 10, 2019

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