Mississippi Q tip

The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!!

Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!

by POOKIE March 21, 2011

Golden Q-Tip

The act of urinating into your lovers ear hole. Very popular in Southern China.

Josh: "Why Herro! Would you like me to cleanse you with a Golden Q-Tip?"

by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006

Q-tip

A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.

The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.

by Angie December 16, 2002

Q-tip

abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"

"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."

by barefoot October 26, 2006

Q-Tip Insanity

1. When you have that itch in your ear that even a Q-Tip can reach.

or

2. When someone has a constant urge to clean their ears with Q-Tips.

1. Oh my God, last night I used an entire jar of Q-tips trying to get rid of my Q-Tip insanity.

2. I'm Pretty sure she suffers from Q-Tip insanity. She won't go anywhere with out a jar of them.

by Gkoziol January 10, 2008

q-tip

When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.

Hey Carlos, I just q-tipped your mom last night.

by Carlchard January 20, 2007

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012