Proclasstinating

Procrastinating by doing work for another class, instead of the class you should be doing work for. It’s a better way to procrastinate, and you still get to avoid the work you don’t wanna do

Logan: yo did you see the hw for English, it’s gonna take like 5 hours to do!
Aaron: fuck that I’m gonna do work for calc, at least I can tolerate that

Logan: damn you proclasstinating
Aaron: at least I’m not goofing off playing the sock game

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 24, 2023

Depantcipation Proclamation

A parental protest against their children's choice of pants. Threatening to take away the choice to wear too tight, sagging, or just plain ugly pants.

"The depantcipation proclamation went into effect the moment you came down the stairs in the stairs in those jeans. Now, take them off and hand them over."

by Rychenroller January 26, 2013

Self-proclaimed Independence

When a country decided to announce they’re independent without actually being oppressed or control by outside power and not actually understanding what independence mean.

On 13th of May, State of Israel self-proclaimed independence on Instagram, stating that Israel Marks 76 years of Independence through an online post.

How funny is it that Israel decided to self-proclaimed independence after decades of oppressing and brutally killing Palestinians with no mercy.

by Alleyesonpalestine May 18, 2024

Cuddleplan Proclamation

A whimsical declaration of intent to embark on the journey of starting a family together.

With a twinkle in his eye, he leaned in close and whispered, 'It's time for a Cuddleplan Proclamation, my love.

by Spoofu May 27, 2024

Education before Proclamation

Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.

People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!

by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020