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hari putter

Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.
Eyoo Hari putter I am going to sleep with ya Mama tonight.
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rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.
she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.
by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013
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Putter cat

by cwenger November 29, 2022
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Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.
by lajew May 11, 2010
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One-putter-Putt

When king Swish putts on the green one time and the golf ball rolls into the cup. Hence One-Putter-Putt
If king Swish keeps on One-Putter-Putting the golf ball then he will win by double digits.
by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024
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Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
by firepitt September 29, 2022
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auto putter

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass
by Penis287372 October 10, 2019
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