On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003

Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)

Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away

by Jock059 January 07, 2010

And... PUNT!

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

by Blacksberry September 06, 2007

punt

punt is your nut sack skin

I don't scratch my punt, I pinch and roll it.

by Bob nel May 09, 2005

Punte

A female teacher on the Marnix College (The Netherlands) in Ede. She's in her begin 30's and is known for her misspellings and extensive notes. Her profession is Geography.

Ms. Punte said we should learn page 83 until 105 about developing countries, plus the notes.

by Wolf of Darkness August 07, 2003

Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.

Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"

by Phil March 12, 2004

and punt

to abort something in the works, and do something different

im going to go home and tell my wife i went to a strip club...and punt

by markiewiczm September 07, 2007