pumpamentals

the fundamental characteristics of a crypto token project that favorably lead to "getting the pump on"

the pumpamentals of $TOKEN are fantastic; a rapidly declining inflation curve, a pool-2, and protocol cash-flow buying $TOKEN in a recurring auction

by pumpamentals January 25, 2021

midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

One Pump Shotgun

After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.

"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."

by One-Pump-Shotgun January 2, 2017

one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan October 20, 2008

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

by muph August 4, 2021

Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.

"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"

by Hiroicci July 24, 2014