tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Pinterista

1. A fabulous person who is devoted to the online pin board called Pinterest.  2.  A fabulous person who believes in the power of Pinterest.

Only Pinteristas know how to pin. I'm a Pinterista since I learned how to make a tutu on Pinterest.

by chilapalma December 2, 2011

Printer Shit

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.

Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.

by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011

10 pinter

A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".

A woman with great personality

Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw you going at it with a right 10 pinter!

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004

the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

Pinterest

Tumblr for housewives.

80% of all Pinterest users are women and about 99% of its content is pure virtual estrogen.

by Name M. I. Surname April 15, 2013