Pucker Juice

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.

Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

by Eaton Holgoode July 7, 2016

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018

Stick and Puck with the boys

Playing hockey with the boys

"Day 2 of playing stick and puck with the boys"

by sam bjorlen September 10, 2019

Phucket

A misspelled word for a city in Thailand.

If you smart, you will know that the city's name is Phuket not Phucket.

by DarkFenX January 28, 2005

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

plucked

A state of utter frustration.

Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.

Diva 1: Did you see what noxema posted about you on her blog?!
Diva 2: Yes honey, i saw it yesterday and believe me i was plucked!

by Aniko October 10, 2006