pseudomy

When the catcher is reluctant for back door action, he/she grasps pitcher's helmet between the buttocks and strokes pitcher's shaft until the pitcher spackles catcher's crack with spooge.

Mary won't let me in the mud hole but she is good for some pseudomy.

by ruralisto February 3, 2010

pseudonazi

Somebody who strongly denies being a Nazi, yet believes all Jews must be exterminated and that Treblinka was a vacation spot. Identifiable by obsession with Jews and a tendency to link to creatively interpreted radar scans. This species may have different plumage than others of its type, preferring a profusion of American flags and crucifixes to the usual Swastikas, however it is speculated that they are actually closely related subspecies of Homo Dumbfuckus.

Pseudonazi: Only Jews are capable of committing evil. Their Talmud is full of satanic lies. Eg, the holohoax, which I can prove never happened because I have radar scans of Treblinka and you can't see any bodies!

Normal Person: Umm...I don't think that's really the Talmud. You just made that up. Oh, and that radar scan isn't really...

Pseudonazi: Jew! Jew! Jew! Quick, toss me some gasoline and rope!

Normal Person: *flees in terror*

by Mr. Normal May 9, 2007

Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis

Pseudo: fake, false

Cyber: computers or robotics

Simian: monkeys

Symbiosis: mutual


The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.

At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.

by AbnormalBoy February 21, 2005

pseudonami

Tsunami of proportions too small to do damage to anything.

Hawai'i was in the path of a great pseudonami in February of 2010.

by apple2ryan February 27, 2010

Pseudonami

When there's a huge build up of worry, 5AM calls and people taking the day off from work in a coastal city, disrupting traffic, baby showers and meetings... But then nothing happens.

Dang! I didn't flake - I was afraid to come in to the city because of the lame pseudonami!

by Gee Kay March 27, 2011

pseudonaja

A snake that is like a cobra, but isn't actually a cobra. One such snake is the eastern brown snake.

I have a pet pseudonaja.

by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017

Pseudonecrophilia

Pseudonecrophilia means enjoying having sex with a person who pretends to be dead.

Person 1 "I asked my girlfriend to pretend to be dead and let me fuck her, but she broke up with me"
Person 2 "that's Pseudonecrophilia"

by FoxWaww November 21, 2020