protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Provocative

provocative causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction, especially deliberately.
"a provocative article"
synonyms: annoying, irritating, exasperating, infuriating, provoking, maddening, goading, vexing, galling; More
arousing sexual desire or interest, especially deliberately.
synonyms: sexy, sexually arousing, sexually exciting, alluring, seductive, tempting, suggestive, inviting, tantalizing, titillating; More

As she sat on the counter, He thought "oh my how enticingly provocative."

by Life lives March 7, 2019

anti-productive

To digress from, inhibit, or thwart forward progress; participating in an action that, relative to the desired end product, causes additional labor or effort to accomplish.

Mike’s continual horseplay was anti-productive to the band’s recording session.

by Kevin Juliano March 17, 2008

proactivestination

A proactive form of procrastination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination

by xsci September 12, 2011

Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.

Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."

by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011

profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011

Profuctive

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.

J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

by That Weird Guy On Tinder June 2, 2020