by rvelloso51 June 14, 2015
Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
by Des-Troy May 19, 2010
When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
by cankobyngite October 17, 2018
I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....
Dude #1--- What did you do today?
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
by saygen July 11, 2008
by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013
Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.
by double aaa April 05, 2011