When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
Get the Procrasturbationmug. by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011
Get the Procrasturbatemug. When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.
I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
by JackAceJack October 9, 2016
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
by cankobyngite October 16, 2018
Get the Procrasturbationmug. It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010
Get the Procrasturbatemug. I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....
Dude #1--- What did you do today?
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
by saygen June 27, 2008
Get the procrasturbatemug.