Procrasticloseting

Procrastinating "coming out of the closet" about one's sexual identity or gender identity.

Person 1: So have you come out to your parents yet?
Person 2: Nah, not yet. I've been procrasticloseting.

by that bloke February 22, 2018

procrastiCODing

procrastiCODing is procrastinating through the process of playing games from the Call of Duty series

Instead of writing my essay, I was procrastiCODing, and hoping to prestege.

by Dr. A B C Bert January 20, 2011

Procrastimosis

Definition by Ethymology: Procrastination and Osmosis

When a student procrastinates until the night before, falls asleep head first on his or her books. Waking up the next morning and hoping that the material used osmosis to get from the book to their brain.

Also can be called the "book 2 brain" method.

Joe fell asleep during his late night cram session. Woke up having not learned a thing though wished he learned through procrastimosis.

by G-Walt February 24, 2011

Procrastipacking

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.

Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.

by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011

procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.

Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses

by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015

procrastiponging

Playing beer pong or any other type of pong instead of doing something you probably should be doing

I didn't feel like writing my paper so I grabbed a cup and started procrastiponging

by The Fuckin Real Nasty Matt October 28, 2010

Procrastiproject

The term used when you have put off a project that was intended to be done over a long period of time, and are scrambling to get it done all in one night. Can apply to anyone from high school students to lawyers.

Teacher: This project will be due two weeks from today. I would advise you to spread it out and do a little each night.

Kid: Yeah, right. This will be just another procrastiproject.

by emalia474 January 18, 2011