Skip to main content

procrastidating 

Staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you are too comfortable or too lazy to break up.
As soon as I get back in shape and out of debt, I'm going to stop procrastidating my stupid boyfriend.
procrastidating by Ancestor09 February 17, 2009

procrastebate 

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.
I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

procrastinatey 

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be
On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey
procrastinatey by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013

Procrastinate before you masturbate 

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

Procrastinaked 

The ability and urge to procrastinate whilst naked.
- Hey what are you up to?
- Just had a procrastinaked dance around the house.
Procrastinaked by DPGL August 18, 2011

Procrastinate 

to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now
Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!
Procrastinate by futymore December 18, 2009