Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005

Procrastibator

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.

Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

by Rumplekins May 27, 2009

Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.

Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...

by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020

Procrastibated

To masturbate instead of work

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot

by Notme47 March 29, 2022