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procrastalaxin

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.
Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!
by SoScripted April 26, 2010
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procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.
Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses
by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015
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Procrasta-Thug

PfunkZILLA + Daleicious aka Lieutenant
Lindbergh - pimp ass posse up in North Cackalacka
Oh MAN wat am i gonna dooooo!!!!!! the P-Thugs are after meeeeeeeee!!!!! AGHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by poopypantsman February 16, 2005
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Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.
Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.
by Le Wolf June 3, 2010
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procrastasearch

Definition 1: Happens an individual put off a task in order to do research about an topic that is completely irrelevant to what what they are learning in school at the time.

Definition 2: Finding ways to procrastinate.
Roommate: Hey shouldn't be studying some Organic Chemistry mechanisms for your Final Exam tomorrow?
Student: Eh, I feel doing some procrastasearch on Four Loko and how it can get you wasted real fast.
by Dextrorotatory November 7, 2010
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Procrastasex

Procrastinating, or putting off important tasks and activities, in order to have sex.
"I was so horny and lazy, I had procrastasex with my girlfriend instead of doing homework."

"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."
by HelloINeedSomeCoughDrops May 17, 2012
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procrastaception

I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.
by fkcboi February 14, 2017
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