Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype May 5, 2018

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC

Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!

by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011

Procrapsinates

Using pooping as an excuse to get out of or delaying task

Y daughter procrapsinates every time she has to do the dishes.

by Lkeeler July 18, 2023

Procrapstinate

When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.

Wyatt should've been working, but he would procrapstinate instead.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021

Procraminate

The act of procrastinating for a test so much that you have to cram for all of it the night before.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna go get drunk tonight?"
Dude 2: "Nah I can't man i procraminated all last week for my big test.

Dude 1: "Sucks for you!"

by Traedis April 17, 2011

Procatsinate

A special form of procrastination, where you look up videos of cats instead of doing work

It's the night before my biology exam, and all i'm doing is procatsinating :( I wish I wouldn't procatsinate so much, but they're so cute!

by HungryHayden March 16, 2013