Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008

pressneasy

Easy going, fun, light hearted, bubbly.
Or
Pressing the easy button when in need.

When John donated $100,000 to the local charity one of the workers commented that he was pressneasy.

If you need something from Staples just pressneasy.

by urgirlie13 November 15, 2006

prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.

I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.

by Ae5Ea8 May 19, 2016

Pressert

The act of eating dessert before a meal

Also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with 'er

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

by Jake Spangle August 29, 2007

Pressert

When a girl gives a blow job and swallows, before eating dinner

Becky made a great sammich for Derek's lunch, so he rewarded her with a pressert that night.

by JMoney05 July 8, 2011

taking no prisoners

phrase used to describe when one gets very drunk, near blackout, and then commits ridiculous actions that earn them fame and a true legacy. phrase is in honor of John Belushi's "No Prisoners!" line in Animal House

"Man, last night i drank so much liquor and then performed an outrageous lip-sync of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to all my friends. I was taking no prisoners last night!"

by jbs2010 March 25, 2008

69 European Prisoner

A variation of the European Prisoner where the the person with the key in their rectum gives oral pleasure to the handcufee while they fish out the key. See "European Prisoner."

"That was an intense 69 European Prisoner!"

by Ceric September 30, 2005