Plotitician

A self serving servant.

Senator X is such a plotitician: They voted to remove school funding, but gave his buddy's corporation a tax cut.

by al kemical August 7, 2012

politician

a complete asshole that is either a republican or democrat. They are shady and don't really care about the city, state, or country.

person 1- hey did you vote for the politician?
person 2- fuck no, they're assholes!

by em2020 February 24, 2015

politician

People that like to dance around in their underwear.

When a politician is being filmed, he quickly puts his pants on as quickly as he can.

by Clinker November 4, 2007

politician

A lawyer in power.

by AYB February 16, 2003

Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010

Politician

A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.

"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Politicianizing

A term coined by Elpresador himself, "politicianizing" is going all over the country and being a politician.

Contact me ASAP. I won't be available this weekend - too busy politicianizing.

by BEAST NATION May 2, 2011