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Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.
"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"
by 09876543q March 21, 2023
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Australian Porta Potty

When you punch a kangaroo, shit in the sack, then fuck it.
Ain’t shit to do out here in the Outback. Let’s go watch Steve get an Australian Porta Potty
by JoshBreezy Austrin April 21, 2023
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portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
by Slatte September 26, 2006
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Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (or MPO for short), is part of the Metal Gear Solid storyline that follows Metal Gear Solid 3 exclusively for the Playstation Portable, coming out Winter 2006. The game follows Big Boss after he has been convicted of treason because his team, FOX, has betrayed the American Government. The player must recruit members for his army to destroy FOX and prove Big Boss's innocence, creating the team known as FOXHOUND. Recruitable characters will include famous characters such as Eva and Revolver Ocelot, as well as generic soldiers.

The gameplay will be different in that the player will not be alone, and will have command over troops. Hideo Kojima also says that this time, death will be a real issue: once a soldier dies, they stay dead (as opposed to continues). There is also a multi-player online mode, that is said to rival that of MGS3: Subsistence.
METAL GEAR SOLID: PORTABLE OPS.
"Assume your new title, the leader of the new unit... It is your mission to hunt down FOX. Commence the inauguration of FOXHOUND!"
by Ramen May 31, 2006
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Porterville

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.
-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."
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portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009
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Portensibly

generally speculative; more conjectural than purportedly and ostensibly
"Due to the recent economic downturn, even popular actor Forest Whitaker has been seen double-dipping at the nacho bar, portensibly."
by Captain Damage October 15, 2009
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