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Pronounce: "Paw-toe"

Verb. - The action of forming a portmanteau.

(Note: Porteau is an example of a internal portmanteau, where a word is shortened or apocopated by joining its two ends at a common letter - here 't'.)
On many sitcoms, an easy way to make a joke is to have a character porteau new words.

Examples: Friends - "Fricken" (fried chicken) - Chandler
............... HIMYM - "Visitivity" (vision creativity) - Barney
Porteau by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009
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I little town in Oklahoma that has pretty scenery. It is quite similar to a black hole that keeps sucking you back in.
You'll always want to leave Poteau, but it will pull you back every time.
poteau by Ms.sunshine77 June 7, 2018
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Same as porno, only written diverent.
I'm out, gonna watch some porneau xD
porneau by Jezpuh June 10, 2004

Porteaux porteaux 

Nigerian Slang for a mashy muddy ground.
The just stepped on porteaux porteaux.

porteous 

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.
benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!
porteous by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006

Porteous 

Commonly used in Scottish Slang to criticizes one or more persons based on their manliness or lack there of. Since it is not used in any other culture, the usage has become almost non-existent. :(
Look at that Porteous, she really needs to man up
Porteous by Ed_Hale April 7, 2010
French- Porteur- carrier
Porteur by Jeannine Porteur February 4, 2010