The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011
Get the celebrity porker pity projectmug. by watsonp November 17, 2016
Get the Orca porkermug. As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose
by Jhalli1997 November 14, 2020
Get the stinky porkermug. Harry: Dude, Americans don't know what football is, they are porkers.
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?
by G man or something April 19, 2021
Get the Porkermug. A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
Get the Pony Porkermug. by anonymous May 6, 2025
Get the Dennys porkermug.