by LLoydy Lloyd April 17, 2008
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In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.
In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.
Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.
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