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pool pooper 

People, usually children, who have bowel movement, or poop in a public pool
Bobby, the usual pool pooper, pooped in the water again, causing everyone in the pool to immediately exit the pool.
pool pooper by johnnyacorn February 14, 2015
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pool bug 

a bug that's a cute little baby bug and lives in your local pool. it is also a bow in small children's hair
There is a pool bug and I get bit by one except when I bite it myself.
pool bug by carlynkatie March 23, 2017

Pool Party 

A party that focuses on swimming in a pool as the main premise

One of the only socially acceptable ways for half-naked people to wrestle around, even with other people's boyfriends/girlfriends
I went to a pool party last night. Everyone must have been horny as hell or something, because everywhere I looked were people sprawled all over each other, even the people that were supposedly taken. Not that I'm complaining or anything!
Pool Party by DROCK2265 July 25, 2010

Pool Nazi 

Somebody at a pool that is most likely a middle age soccer mom that yells at you for diving or doing a front flip into the pool.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you want to go swimming in my pool?
Guy 2: No, your mom is a total pool nazi.
Pool Nazi by Knights50 December 1, 2010

Pool Darts 

A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.
That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.
Pool Darts by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015

Pool Rape 

Is when you own a pool and wanna be friends and family only want to hang with you during the pool season. But forget your ass exist during the cold months.
Man, I was “pool raped” Saturday. All these people I ain’t seen since high school showed up at my house and “pool raped” my ass.
Pool Rape by BM1979 December 1, 2018