The Poof

The Poof is a huge fart exposed in baby powder. As seen on the movie Jackass 2.5 where Johnny Knoxville adds baby powder on Wee Man's butt so he can fart, but unfortunately he crap himself.

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Poof.

by Lucas_JWF July 25, 2008

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 07, 2016

poofed

When someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.

Where did Scott go? I don't know he poofed.

by Darba August 09, 2007

POOF

something u say to let people know, oh yes, u ARE magical!

OH u say u want a pool full of pudding? ok! POOF!!!

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

Poof

Verb. to disappear from one location and then reappear in another. (poofed, poofing)

I was late for an appointment, so I had to poof there.

by Jo June 15, 2006

POOF

What a girl/woman does when she needs to expell gaseous vapours from her bloated intestine

She felt funny after the B-B-Q so she went behind the shed and let out a "poof"

by Coral October 01, 2004

Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

by Moxie Girl September 21, 2007