Junk Polish

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.

1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

Polish Mohawk

A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.

Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.

by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

Polish American Princess

An attractive and very intelligent girl, who is loyal and kind and loves her friends while waging war upon her enemies. Basically everyone wishes they could be a Polish girl.

Daaaaaaaaam Ms Zawadzka! Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want and that is a Polish American Princess.

by Kebasa December 29, 2011

light blue nail polish

When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue”

Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”

by Fruit.Loop May 28, 2021

Knob Polisher

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!

She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Polish Scum

Polish Scum is a British and Irish pejorative term for the large wave of Polish migrants to both the UK and Ireland since Poland became a EU member state in 2004. This clearly racist term reflects a growing view that the lowest, most opportunistic level of Polish society has arrived in both countries in excessive numbers. Perceived characteristics of 'Polish Scum' are a lack of education, alcoholism, a refusal to learn the English language, social rudeness (often explained by their former communist status), a willingness to work for low pay and poor personal hygiene. Other abusive terms include 'Polish Parasite' or 'Polish Locust', though the term 'Polish Scum' is the most broadly used pejorative throughout the British isles.

UK: "This used to be a nice country until all this Polish Scum arrived here. They're wrecking the standards of the whole country".

IRELAND: "All you see these days is Polish Scum. They're like some sort of plague."

by Alain D. December 31, 2011