polar opposites

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.

"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."

by SengatheWarrior June 29, 2015

turd poker

one who pokes turds with his cock. men and women can have their turds poked.

that guy is a turd poker, his girl is always walking funny.

by eviltrailer September 6, 2004

plerm

The mound at the end of your driveway that the plow leaves behind as it passes by.

I have to shovel that darn plerm from the end of the driveway yet again!

by WisconsinDriven January 2, 2021

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

Baby Poker

An unusually long penis capable of poking a baby within a pregnant woman's uterus during intercourse.

Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.

by Codehtehsilent August 15, 2011

Poker God

The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.

Poker God Facts

Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.

No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.

by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011

Polar Pop

The greatest drink known to man, available at Circle K. It is the official drink of Jungle Bunny. Basically a 32 oz. drink of your choice in a styrofoam cup, it claims to keep your drink cold longer. However, this is a lie. But it does cost only $0.59 ($0.64 after tax). For best Polar Pop results, mix different beverages. The best known Polar Pop:

-A good amount of Go Ape! energy drink
-Some Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew Code Red
-A good amount of lemonade
-A little bit of Slice
-A very, very small amount of unsweetend iced tea
-If desired, a small amount of slushee can be added as well. This not only tastes good, it keeps the drink cold without requiring ice.

"Dude, let's grab some fuckin' Polar Pops!"
"Polar Pop run!"

by FHD September 12, 2005