Politicians

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life

Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

liberal politician

An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.

As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.

by Thautikus January 13, 2017

politicious

One who never shuts up about politics.

"Did you hear Dave talking about politics AGAIN!?"
"Yes! He never shuts up. He's so politicious!"

by laceyjean May 26, 2008

political graveyard

Where ideas and politicians' careers go to die.

(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.

(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.

(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.

Being on city council only makes you lots of enemies, so you can't get elected to any higher office; it's a political graveyard.

Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.

If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.

by Consider Her Ways September 7, 2012

Catholic politics

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It is the absolute truth. Over time, many Catholic popes, priests, and bishops have demonstrated an inability to use their absolute power responsibly. When word/gossip of this leaks out, there is a panic in the magisterium because the Catholic church must be an infallible institution. Then begins the media spin, where the magisterium conjures up whatever lies they can in order to warp the truth to their favor. Then, every bad thing is neatly swept under the rug. This is the cycle of Catholic politics.

I really like Catholicism and it is a great religion with strong morals and lots of good people, but Catholic politics just make me sick.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

televangelist politician

A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.

Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2023