poomachine

where your poo comes from

also known as anus, ass but, glutious maximus, booty

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

poaching

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.

Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.

by Griaule November 26, 2010

poaching

Hunting for chicks

Dude you ready to go poaching? there's alotta hot girls here tonight lets go scoop em up.

by yan starr September 4, 2011

poaching

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest style

Asking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts

by dave finnon September 4, 2003

Poaching

The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"

"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"

by Sinny January 21, 2006

Poaching

To run a yellow light, knowing full well that it will turn red before you're completely through the intersection

"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"

by king qweef August 5, 2007

poachinberries

The berry like substance stuck to the cloaca of any small breed dog. This mass of snot, blood, and ass comes from the proteins found in the food of the particular dog.

gross|! he just touched that dogs poachinberries!

by Alex the Schu man Macher December 26, 2007