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Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.
"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
by Domesapp December 6, 2013
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Plusterbating

Deficating in one's hand and using it as lubrication to pleasure the male member.
I walked in on my father plusterbating, and the thought and physcial smell of it all made me vomit all over the bathroom.
by hoagy chef October 20, 2010
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plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.
The plustard got hit by a parked car.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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Plaster Blaster

When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to and wraps around the thumb.
Billy felt quite chafed the next day after receiving a Plaster Blaster.
by The Mufin Man November 1, 2007
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Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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plaster

Noun. Arse (mainly UK and Australia, slang, vulgar). A rare example of triple rhyming slang: Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris; Aris = Aristotle = bottle; bottle = bottle and glass = arse.
"Nice plaster!!"
by Lexeme the Wordsmith September 30, 2008
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