ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021

Ploopy

The new N word

Lmao you fucking Ploopy

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

Ploo

The splash of toilet water that comes up to hit your anus after you drop a very large peice of shit

"Dude! I felt a collossal ploo this morning."
"Ew. That's disgusting man"
"I know! There was no TP and my ass is still wet"

by PlooLover January 17, 2017

Ploosh

This word is a verb and a noun and "Plooshy" is the adjective form but the noun and the verb have slightly different meanings for no reason. The noun ploosh means a certain amount of soft stuff, such as the ploofy stuff in pillows, or those beany sand things you find inside those insanely soft "Moshi" pillows. The verb ploosh means to hit someone with a soft object, with the intention to severely harm. Though this makes no sense since if you wanted to hurt someone by hitting them with something you could just hit them with something hard, but the stupid people try to maim people with pillows and the like, this is called plooshing.

Noun - This pillow has so much ploosh in it.
Adjective - This pillow is so plooshy.
Verb - I'm gonna ploosh you with this pillow!!!
Adverb - And so the pillow was plooshily slammed into the unsuspecting mans face.

by Ethan12345 July 28, 2008

ploon

The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon.

I entered an ebony porn site looking for poon, but I only found ploon.

by Fernando Leon January 13, 2009

Plooty

Polluted and Slutty.

Girl: Oh my. She is definately plooty.
Boy: Yuck. I'd never do her.

by vgoa April 8, 2011

ploblatskee

a big giant mystical biplane orgy

alex and auto cad enjoyed a ploblatskee

by Benzoate May 2, 2006