With a can of hairspray and a staticy comb, you too can fluff your ordinary mohawk into a pompahawk.
by rbell & smike March 15, 2003
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Get the plomp mug.Every morning I see the pompassador being chauffeured in a limo to the coffee shop two blocks away. (True story.)
by Supercraptastic March 10, 2011
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Get the pompassitude mug.To penetrate someones asshole with a high speed, then pull it out as fast as you can to make the sound "plopp"
by Goagubbbar February 1, 2015
Get the Ploppa mug.American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.
me: what a game last night
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
by paul z ated July 4, 2016
Get the Pompadouche mug.The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.
"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."
by Bad News Bond July 18, 2016
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