nigga, please

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

by redgyul September 23, 2004

please edit me

Based on a Discord copypasta that starts with "Oh my god please edate me already".
When translating "edate me" to French, you get "éditez-moi", which means "edit me".

Person 1: "Oh my god, please edit me already"
Person 2: "What?"

by The kanker sisters October 29, 2020

pleahab

The term used to describe the calculated legal maneuver of preemptively sending a misbehaving celebrity to rehab in an effort to avoid jail time.

“The famed celebrity defense attorney, representing the latest lifestyle victim of not-so-young-anymore Hollywood, has proactively checked his client into a nearby rehab facility hoping to sway the judge’s upcoming ruling away from time in jail—a tactic known in legal circles as a “pleahab” deal.”

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

pleaserwhore

A woman who tries to impress men by denigrating her own gender while lauding the male gender, in an attempt to gain what she sees as "male power"-by-association.

"I'm not like all those other women who are feminazis complaining about sexual harrassment! I like it when you big strong men tell me I have great tits! ...so, you guys think I'm cool, right? Right?!!"
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."

"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."

by dozey12 September 23, 2012

Pudding Please!

The greatest food ever created. Lucky kids across the nation are served this delicacy in their school cafeterias. Also a favorite among Tyrannosaurus Rex.

T-Rex: Hey kid, gimme that Pudding Please!
Kid: Fuck off, dino douche. This is my Pudding Please.

by tooth-paste November 12, 2012

Please Believe

Believe me, or Listen here

Once I become famous, please believe all those women will be after me

by mika July 4, 2003

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020