cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.

Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.

A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

by Logan2255 August 15, 2010

Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008

rat picker

A redneck pickup truck.

Cletus! I'M goin ratpickin' with my rat picker truck!

by Damn Damn Danno November 18, 2006

Flower Picker

A person, usually a guy, who likes taking other people's virginity

"Hey so did you hook up with that guy last night?"

"Nah, that flower picker bailed once he found out that I wasn't a virgin after all."

by gershwingal October 1, 2017

dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

rice picker

Daragatory comment used against those of asian and sometimes hispanic desent(infering the only job they could have is working in a feild picking rice.

What do you think your doing you rice picker

by eric January 5, 2005