plumping

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"

" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"

by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

plumpling

Any large gray cat known to eat twice its body weight. When sitting down, it looks like a cross between a pumpkin and a dumpling.

That cat is hugs and love!
No, dude, that cat is a plumpling!

by aortiz22 June 20, 2008

plumpadunk

1. v. - to fornicate with a plumper
2. n. - an act of fornication with a plumper

1. "Dunkadunkakunk", I was plumpadunkin' awlnitelawng with the blinds open. I-aim-not-a-shaymed.
2. Daim, I'm 'bout up for summadat plumpadunk right now.

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

Plumplestiltskin

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.

Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.

by gangsta88 February 2, 2012

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017

Plumpo

A fat person.

'Look at that big Plumpo over there, he's huge!'

by karientoch March 18, 2019