Palapa Slap

A mix between a weird awkward little creature that nibbles on peoples toes and slaps the back of their clafs in a very sexual way AND a pimp slap.

Your Palapa Slap is nibbling on my toes! It keeps slapping the back of my calf!! It's so awkward!!!
The Palapa Slap just wants to turn you on.

by Awesomacious Stormin September 11, 2011

Phaph

Pronounce "pfaf", this word means words such as "whatever" and is used when you cannot think of a better comeback.
Phaph is MUCH better than Poof.

Bitch:"You couldn't have finished your art without MY help"
You: Phaph.

by StupidLittleWhiteGirl December 27, 2010

Plap

To fuck someone so hard their ass would make a "plap" noise when you thrust.

"Ey imma plap her"

by Yee to the haw my diggity dawg July 24, 2020

Phlashing

A sexual act performed by a pair of old perverts on unassuming young men usually at boating lakes. The act involves getting a passer by to take a photo of one old man who pulls an erotic pose whilst an onlooking accomplice fondles himself off the photographers' anxiety.

"Hey Derek fancy going to the park for a spot of phlashing?"

by Brian Shitpeas June 14, 2016

Plap

The sound that a slice of baloney makes when it's thrown at a person.

When they threw the slice of baloney at the naked woman, it made a sound like "plap".

by er_uh_ September 5, 2013

phlather

to put food condiments on someone

Before we have sex, could you please phlather me?

by gerda June 30, 2006

Pilapilian

A state of mind where almost anything is funny and a cause for a very loud outburst of laughter.

Mike: "Man my cat died this morning."
David: "..... HA HA HA HA."
Mike: "Man, thats not funny, why do you gotta be so pilapilian about it."

by Andres Gonzalez February 7, 2008