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Philip

A worthless sack of shit that only helps the people that it likes. Extremely useless and caters only to those who play sports. Breaks rules and refuses to accept any complaints about it.
That guy is a Philip, he's so goddamn useless!
by stephano427 February 28, 2017
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Philip is a Russian spy
by UR Narroroator February 11, 2020
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A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.

Additionally, everything is his fault.
Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
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Literally THE hottest guy alive. Although he may be an asshole, he still picks up every girl he looks at. He never had a girlfriend but only because of his complications with commitment. Usually a German but has a sensitive heart and soul. He has perfect hair and usually wears it perfectly winded back. He likes wearing v-necks and dressing classy for every given occasion. Nice bodied man with a kind heart that likes to travel with many girls.
Wow look at that Philip. Acting like a Cheesesteak right now.
by rolfo046 April 20, 2013
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is hot tall and talented awesome hair very unique loves SpongeBob, baby shark and dogs he loves attention and he's just perfect.
Philip is so cool wish I could kiss him again like the 1st time
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 19, 2019
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there are two different types of philips
1) the adorable ones
-takes care of you
-respects you
-loves you
2) the players
-pretends to care
-talks trash about you to his friends
-fakes feelings
-hates you

the most scary ones are when they’re both. that shit be scary.
her: get over philip he’s such a dick..
me: but he’s so adorable when he wants to be
her: ya. when HE wants to be.

me: he’s a dick. but i couldn’t care less
her: you’re such a relatable dumb bitch.
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 19, 2019
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Oh yeah you know he’s called Philip, wouldn’t wanna tap that
by TonkMaster69 May 14, 2020
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