Phallus

A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.

"Your phallus has to be at least nine or ten inches long!", she exclaimed. "And boy, is it thick!"

by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

phallusy

An impression, based on a man's false accounts or exaggerations, of his sexual prowess.

Dale's wild ride through Sandals adult resorts gave rise to the phallusy that surrounds him today.

by HandyDictionary March 25, 2010

Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.

I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.

by Martha Nose October 23, 2007

Phallustines

Small spiked protrusions from your penis

<Quackers> spiky bits growing on your nob are never a good sign.

<SomethingwithanE> Phallustines

by DarkLordOfTheSith April 13, 2011

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

phallimony

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

phallustration

Drawing of a penis, penises, or any variations thereof

He had built a girthy collection of phallustrations in his journal.

by The Z Spot October 12, 2016