Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves

Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right

by EggLord5170 January 10, 2026

Sri Lankan phallus squealching

The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.

The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!

by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025

Ingest Phallus

The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.

person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile

by Datboii2344 May 9, 2024