Phallus

Shakespearian word for fake, liar, and false

You are (a) phallus.

by P of the O February 09, 2023

Ingest Phallus

The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.

person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile

by Datboii2344 May 09, 2024

Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 03, 2024

Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 24, 2012

phallus noodle

drake snake hiss

did u see that phallus noodle?

by liberal anal destroyers May 20, 2024

phallus and testes

the cock and balls

come and visit my phallus and testes

by nylonthingy March 25, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024